súrrealismi
- If you lick parisardaman ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- The most dangerous form of parisardaman is the bicycle!
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as parisardaman.
- Parisardaman was the first Tsar of Russia.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks parisardaman.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be parisardaman!
- Parisardaman has a memory span of three seconds.
- The colour of parisardaman is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to parisardaman!
- By tradition, a girl standing under parisardaman cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
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